Nov 19, 2015

Lou has read from the Book of the Dead and is here to tell you that the word is good… And gory. Joel has been traveling in Britain circa the late 9th century. The Citadel Cafe celebrates four years this week with a sidebar rabbit hole into facial hair.

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